The Machine

This is a very important tool in the scientific world and beyond. It is a fact now, that the presence of the machine is essential for achieving good scientific results, generating ideas, following political news, arguing or just standing quiet and minding your own business. In critical times this tool can help you to acquire additional funding, solve conflicts and establish collaborations.

To achieve desired results place the machine in the well lit easily accessible high traffic area, such as kitchen, conference room or a hallway next to a restroom.

If you are interested in acquiring such tool, for a nominal fee our certified technician will consult you on the brand, make a purchase, install the tool and train your personal.

In our group we have dedicated two postdoctoral fellows and a graduate student for maintaining this precious piece of equipment .

This web site is maintained in part by Filipp Ignatovich